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Your Mustache Isn't Cool

by Slobulus

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Oh hipsters, I hate you and your ironic mustaches

lyrics

Verse
What's that shit
above your lip
Can't stand it
You need to quit
Pretending you're cool
Obey the rules
Be like your friends
Until the end

Chorus
Your Mustache Isn't Cool (x4)

Verse
You're so weird
Like everyone else
Dress like a jerk
Fooling yourself
Into thinking you're hip
You're full of shit
I don't buy it
You fucking hypocrite

Chorus
Your Mustache Isn't Cool (x4)

Verse
Being strange
Isn't a choice
Like trying to talk
Without a voice
You call me a freak
Weido adjacent
This my life
Not a fashion statement

Chorus
Your Mustache Isn't Cool (x4)

credits

released April 20, 2014
Jon and Seth Fert

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Slobulus Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Two nerds burrowed into an underground sludge metal chamber and built a punk rock obelisk to smash your brain with concussive force. In the aftermath, a globule of sonic truth remained. It was Slobulus.

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